Benz Second Shit Site
Hello, Boy/Girl/Man/Woman/Guy/Gal/Dude/Babe/Gay/Lesbo/Whatever...

Welcome to Hell on Earth

and

Greetings from Planet Earth
:-)
I sincerely hope you never return here again. Not that anyone would even bother, but just in case...


A Note to the Dangerously Curious Psychopath
As of this moment in time, this site is under pre-alpha stage construction.

Since this is actually my tertiary web page (not my second, as the title indicates), it will be waiting for a while until I implement my modified interface and other such efforts into it. In the meantime, why don't you screw a lonely cow? Or, if you're really bizzare, you can check out my main web site (which is having its own HTML coding diffuculties) or my secondary web site. For now, you're really wasting your time hanging around here.

:-) Away from this Shithole :-)




Hobbies (if you consider them that)
My wide range of taste varies from these fine interests:
  • Eating
  • Sleeping
  • Drinking
  • Smoking
  • Fucking
  • Complaining
  • Slaughtering bovines
  • Butchering them :-)
  • And eating some more


  • Favourite Links

    My OTHER Web Site
    Being my first homepage, this site is bigger, but looks kind of ugly and disheveled. It's been hacked into already, so the entire web site was recently rebuilt from scratch. Hack into it again and I'll hunt you down and slaughter you like a dog.


    My OTHER OTHER Web Site
    This site has an even worse editor than THIS one does... and that is very bad.


    Angelfire
    This is i>the place to build your page. Only 5 megs, but, hey, it's free, and the editor sure beats the ass of this one.

    Email me on:
    [email protected]

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